Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Farm Fun

I'm posting this becasue all of my fav puns and bad humor are contained here..the best of all the torments my children groan to.:

Not-so-well-known Medical terminology:

Artery -- Study of paintings

Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria

Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails

Caesarean section -- District in Rome

Cat scan -- Searching for kitty

Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her

Coma -- A punctuation mark

Congenital -- Friendly

D&C -- Where Washington is

Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events

Dilate -- To live long

Enema -- Not a friend

Fester -- Quicker

Fibula -- A small lie

G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game

Outpatient -- Person who has fainted

Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis

Post operative -- Letter carrier

Protein -- Favoring young people

Rectum -- It almost killed him

Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery

Terminal illness -- Sickness at the airport

Tibia -- Country in North Africa

Urine -- Opposite of you're out

Varicose -- Located nearby

Vein -- Conceited

Bromont Report

Most of the videos and updates we posted on RABT's facebook page. Bouncer did very well and completed his first ever 1 star. Lily very nearly had 5th but for a rail or two in stadium...she ranked 3rd for Young excellent outing. Little Oliver cruised around Training and came in 10th too.