I'm posting this becasue all of my fav puns and bad humor are contained here..the best of all the torments my children groan to.:
Not-so-well-known Medical terminology:
Artery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Congenital -- Friendly
D&C -- Where Washington is
Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
Dilate -- To live long
Enema -- Not a friend
Fester -- Quicker
Fibula -- A small lie
G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
Outpatient -- Person who has fainted
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- Letter carrier
Protein -- Favoring young people
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
Terminal illness -- Sickness at the airport
Tibia -- Country in North Africa
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose -- Located nearby
Vein -- Conceited
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